Christmas is a time for family, food, laughter, and let's face it...ridiculous gifts you'll never actually use. Come Boxing Day the novelty hats are off, that 'must-have' kitchen gadget is shoved to the back of the cupboard, and the Bedlam Cube lives to frustrate another day.
So naturally, we thought it only fitting to compile the ultimate guide to ridiculous gifts for that special car owner in your life.
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a ridiculous ride.1. Yeti Ice Scraper Glove - £5.99, Find Me A Gift
You're up at some ungodly hour. It's cold, it's dark, and you're beginning to wonder why humans don't hibernate for the winter. On top of that you're scraping ice off your windscreen with a credit card clutched between numb, worryingly blue fingers. Good times, right?
With the Yeti Glove however, all this will be a thing of the past. Save time, stay warm, and assert your dominance as a mighty yeti. Rawr.
2. Christmas Pug Air Freshener - £2.90, Amazon
Christmas, quite frankly, wouldn't be Christmas without a festive pug hanging from your rearview mirror.
3. Bacon Air Freshener - £2.99, Gift Ideas
Of course it would be ridiculous to keep a pug in a Santa hat hanging up after Christmas, so here's a solid all-year-round option. Because who wouldn't want their car to smell like sizzling bacon? An absolute dream.
4. Batman Steering Wheel Cover - £19.99, Amazon
Be just like the Dark Knight himself and transform your car into the Batmobile with your very own Batman steering wheel cover. Too cool for school.
5. Reindeer Antlers - £19.57, Amazon
If Rudolf's having an off-day, you can step up and help guide Santa's sleigh. Or just attract puzzled glances from fellow motorists. Oh no, wait, we mean jealous
6. Wing Mirror Decals - 70p, Amazon
Delight your fellow motorists with a cheeky smile. Who knows, a flirtatious wing-mirror wink may even land you a hot date.
In fact, a recent survey showed that 40% of people under 35 met their husbands this way.*
*I made this up. It could be true. But it’s probably, definitely not.
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